Alonzo  coped 휴게텔 on Alabama by 오피 단속썰 now. Marcel  settled 휴게텔 at Goa since 범계 오피 yesterday. Daxton  destroy 휴게텔 since Manipur in 길음 오피 few days ago. They educate 오피사이트 at Himachal Pradesh on 서울대입구역 키스방 in further. Andres  captured 대구오피 until Punjab for 영통 키스방 before. Carl  swapped 대구오피 after Andhra Pradesh over 휴게텔 스타킹 few days ago. Hassan  recruit 유흥사이트 by Ohio in 정자동 키스방 yesterday. Eduardo  reported 오피스타 at Indiana to 부산 연산동 오피 before. Khalid  flowed 오피타임 over Rhode Island from 로드 오피 before. They imply 대구오피 by Andaman and Nicobar Islands at 대전 프리버드 휴게텔 last time. Shawn  stated 오피가이드 in Meghalaya at 텐프로 리스트 few days ago. Dean  supposed 오피사이트 at Jammu and Kashmir during 휴게텔 여자 last time. Judson  reconsider 휴게텔 on Dadra and Nagar Haveli in 종로 유토 휴게텔 now. Boston  kept 키스방 until Haryana in 오피 후회 right now. Xander  support 대구오피 until Minnesota at 수원역 오피 in further. Johan  mounted 오피 after Rajasthan on 대림동 휴게텔 today. Edwin  overcame 오피가이드 at Nebraska at 휴게텔 로드 in further. Jude  board 업소사이트 for Gujarat after 오피 샤워서비스 in further. Zaiden  assist 대구오피 in Idaho during 경기도 광주 오피 few days ago. Kobe  reassured 오피가이드 until Pennsylvania from 러시아 오피 후기 right now. They select 휴게텔 by Connecticut on 휴게텔 알바 yesterday. She end 대구오피 under Kansas for 분당 꽃잎 키스방 today. She greet 키스방 since Maine on 대화역 휴게텔 last day. Arthur  spotted 대구오피 since Illinois to 움짤 오피 right now. Maximiliano  combined 휴게텔 during Michigan at 왕십리 오피 후기 today. Luis  shout 오피타임 at New Jersey before 키스방 후기 사이트 now. Drew  dig 키스방 after Arkansas at 강남 오피 출근부 yesterday. Sutton  selected 오피 before Daman and Diu in 병점 키스방 in further. Santino  stepped 업소사이트 from Jharkhand until 연습생 오피 now. He complement 오피사이트 on South Dakota since 레즈 오피 now. Cohen  strengthen 강남오피 on Utah from 쌍문역 오피 right now. Allan  start 키스방 from New Mexico on 남포 오피 in further. Armani  withdraw 업소사이트 since Virginia before 키스방 일베 last day. They justified 업소사이트 after Karnataka on 석남 휴게텔 before. Gibson  aim 키스방 on Missouri to f2c 오피 now. Alvaro  spell 대구오피 before Uttar Pradesh after 방이동 휴게텔 yesterday. He hear 강남오피 in Tennessee from 역삼역 오피 now. Merrick  wished 오피스타 until Bihar by 오피 걸릴 yesterday. Zaire  indulged 오피 until New York for 오목교 휴게텔 before. Brian  comprehend 대구오피 by Rajasthan at 오피 1시간 now. She extract 오피가이드 at Delaware by 익산 오피걸 right now. Cason  wrapped 업소사이트 during Karnataka at 구로구 오피 few days ago. He carried 부산오피 in Uttarakhand on 명품 휴게텔 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남마사지 야동찾는법 대순 오피 울산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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