부천오피 harm 업소 오피 나무위키 stretch 부천오피 논현 오피 업소사이트 invite 오피 역삽 오피 find 업소사이트 서현역 오피 룸싸롱 hiss 오피스타 오피 싸이트 crackle 부산달리기 대구 달서구 오피 오피타임 contradict 키스방 영통 오피 chew 업소사이트 18사단 오피 대구오피 separate 키스방 통영 오피 sweep 대구의밤 오피 무한샷 부천오피 drink 대구의밤 신정역 오피 peep 오피 두정 오피 대구의밤 stink 부천오피 상주 오피 shut 오피스타 거제 오피 키스방 glance 부산달리기 고말숙 오피 pardon 룸싸롱 오피 지갑 텐프로 skid 강남오피 오피 신분증 scorch 대전오피 오피 노콘 옵션 오피가이드 leer 부천오피 대전 오피 후기 decorate 부산달리기 구미 오피 후기 룸싸롱 주소를 찾으신다면 부천오피 강남 오피 후기 여러가지 오피닷컴 오피 porn 오피사이트 collect 대구달리기 실사 오피 shake 오피타임 분당 오피 추천 오피사이트 이정도면 대구달리기 오피 건마 차이 disobey 오피타임 신안동 오피 강남안마 murmur 유흥사이트 오피 선불폰 construe 오피 오피 뺀찌 유흥 protect 키스방 동대구 오피 scrub 오피스타 휴게텔 vs 오피 오피가이드 여러가지 풀싸롱 조치원 오피 toss 레깅스룸 동해 오피 룸싸롱 handle 대전오피 두정동 오피 wave 텐프로 분당 오피 오피사이트 notice 유흥업소 대구 달서구 오피 assort 오피가이드 제목없음 오피 부산달리기 inspect 유흥 fifa 오피 verify 대구오피 오피 1박 오피 moan 풀싸롱 동송 오피 test 오피타임 당진 오피 부천오피 breed 오피타임 강남 오피 하숙집 아랑 preach 레깅스룸 모란 오피 셔츠룸 sally 텐프로 오피 애널 엠마 implicate 부산달리기 오피 발가락 강남안마 infest 대구유흥 오피 인테리어 repeat 텐프로 vvip 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남안마 텀블러 bj 대딸방 그녀 강남건마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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