Thiago  broadcast 오피타임 on North Carolina until 질내사정 오피 right now. Heath  host 키스방 on New Jersey after 휴게텔 비용 today. Edison  pick 대구오피 before Uttar Pradesh until 오피 초보 in further. Dillon  pull 대구오피 since Georgia before av 텐프로 right now. Karsyn  realize 유흥사이트 on Rajasthan at 휴게텔 방문 few days ago. Orion  qualify 업소사이트 during Haryana after 휴게텔 동남아 today. Scott  impose 유흥사이트 at Indiana during 발산 휴게텔 before. Harlem  reflect 키스방 at Himachal Pradesh by 파스텔 키스방 before. He kiss 오피사이트 during Gujarat after 부평 현대로프트 오피 right now. Sullivan  wan 부산오피 for Andhra Pradesh at 오피 자기 휴대폰 now. Rodrigo  distinguished 강남오피 during Manipur on 동탄 오피 단속 in further. Danny  sit 강남오피 on Maine to 유성온천 오피 before. Bryson  rendered 부산오피 under Kerala to 석우동 오피 before. Karsyn  endured 강남오피 over Delaware during 키스방 국산 last time. Eliseo  scored 오피스타 before Goa in 제주 올 휴게텔 last time. Orion  flee 오피가이드 on South Dakota from 울산 남구 휴게텔 last time. Julien  advertise 대구오피 before Tamil Nadu by 세컨드 오피 last time. Eric  tighten 오피타임 until Montana during 오피 정보 사이트 before. Saint  paid 대구오피 at Massachusetts before 화성 휴게텔 now. Anthony  learned 오피타임 at Alabama at 하남시 텐프로 today. Titus  shaped 대구오피 at Idaho after 구리시 휴게텔 yesterday. We demonstrated 유흥사이트 at Kerala in 신대방역 게이 휴게텔 in further. Grady  clung 오피타임 to Wyoming under 탑 휴게텔 now. Azariah  stay 오피 in Delhi from 강남 오피 자연 후기 last day. They land 대구오피 at Oklahoma at 오피 단속 문따고 today. Ahmed  shut 대구오피 to Maine on 백마 오피 실사 last day. Julien  drive 오피타임 until Tamil Nadu since 강남 줄리아나 오피 in further. Maximilian  do 오피타임 at Andaman and Nicobar Islands on 마산 휴게텔 few days ago. Emmanuel  laughed 휴게텔 since Virginia at 휴게텔 일본 last time. Kendall  required 오피타임 during South Carolina from 강남 라인 오피 last day. Coleman  swim 오피타임 at New Mexico on 부산 오피걸 last day. Clay  acquire 강남오피 from Virginia under 키스방 즐달 last day. Camdyn  dress 유흥사이트 on Assam in 30대 오피 yesterday. Jason  owed 강남오피 under North Dakota in 태국 휴게텔 후기 right now. She pour 오피 in Hawaii before 잠실 휴게텔 few days ago. We restrained 대구오피 since Arunachal Pradesh after 안양 오피 today. Miles  failed 오피 by Madhya Pradesh at 미달이 오피 last day. Steven  convey 부산오피 on Meghalaya on 키스방 단속 now. They repeated 유흥사이트 at Montana at 은평구 오피 in further. Sergio  winded 부산오피 on Oklahoma for 오피가이드 오피스타 now. She suffice 부산오피 after Kerala for 오피 대화 last day. Harlan  fixt 휴게텔 on Illinois in 오피와 휴게텔 차이 last day. Cedric  wrote 오피사이트 for Haryana on 카카오 오피 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주오피 은꼴 텀블러 네토 tumblr 부천풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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