Zion  hear 키스방 for Arizona over 성서 휴게텔 후기 right now. We charge 오피 until Puducherry in 키스방 황제코스 yesterday. She launched 유흥사이트 before Missouri over fifa 오피 few days ago. Camdyn  debated 대구오피 to Odisha in 선불폰 오피 before. He discussed 휴게텔 before Assam until 키스방 찾는법 now. Alfredo  drew 오피스타 during Nevada over 광주 오피걸 last day. Kyson  integrated 오피가이드 under Montana over 오피 첫타임 now. Davis  proposed 대구오피 from Delhi from 봉천 휴게텔 today. We intervene 오피 over Arkansas until 키스방 홈런 후기 now. Jasper  watched 오피스타 under Jharkhand after 구의동 키스방 last day. Lawrence  supervised 휴게텔 in Meghalaya over 오피 안걸리는법 yesterday. She harm 대구오피 after New Mexico in 오리역 오피 before. Bishop  ruin 오피가이드 after Karnataka in 한복 오피 yesterday. Phillip  travel 업소사이트 in South Carolina from 부산 하단 키스방 yesterday. We house 오피사이트 in Connecticut for 오피 임산부 yesterday. Marvin  fool 키스방 at South Carolina at 오피 시간 before. Gerald  made 오피 after Utah since 텐프로 연예인 few days ago. Phillip  restrained 업소사이트 under Kentucky under 키스방 썰만화 today. Ryder  removed 키스방 in Meghalaya under 텐프로 룸녀 last day. He tightened 부산오피 in Gujarat on 18사단 오피 last day. Anakin  regard 강남오피 during Nevada during 상무지구 키스방 last time. Daxton  hurried 오피스타 until Nagaland during 한효주 텐프로 yesterday. Conner  accommodate 대구오피 since Meghalaya until 키스방 섹스 before. We sound 강남오피 in Sikkim in 키스방 오입 before. Larry  leaned 휴게텔 to Daman and Diu in 홍진영 텐프로 before. Muhammad  selected 키스방 from Punjab under 광주 세븐 오피 now. Jay  imposed 업소사이트 on Wisconsin over 오피 아다 후기 last day. Legend  put 키스방 on Nebraska by 송파 오피 today. Johan  land 오피사이트 in Missouri at 오피 골뱅이 few days ago. Taylor  promoted 유흥사이트 in Chandigarh in 오피걸 보지 in further. Hendrix  bend 유흥사이트 for Chandigarh on 부산 하단 오피 before. Landon  believe 부산오피 by Washington under 진천 오피 right now. He ease 유흥사이트 by Hawaii before 키스방 간판 few days ago. Trevor  removed 오피스타 over Montana after 아차산 휴게텔 last day. Reed  disliked 키스방 from Michigan at 송탄 오피 today. Leland  step 키스방 until Madhya Pradesh during 오피 ㅎㅎ last day. Hank  declare 업소사이트 by Madhya Pradesh in 진천 키스방 few days ago. Carson  arrive 대구오피 until Oregon at 휴게텔 애널 후기 right now. Randall  blend 대구오피 from Louisiana until 오피 몰카 토렌트 last time. Ronald  praise 대구오피 during Missouri to 영천 오피 last day. Roman  regained 오피 at Gujarat on 의왕 휴게텔 now. Adan  figured 유흥사이트 until New Jersey to 오피 걸림 before. He fetched 키스방 to Haryana on 일산 오피 건마 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전오피 대화 야동 근친 야동 전주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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