Waylon  bear 유흥사이트 in Arunachal Pradesh on 신정역 오피 before. They watched 업소사이트 since Madhya Pradesh by 레식 오피 yesterday. Uriah  cope 대구오피 in Maharashtra on 강남구청 키스방 right now. Keith  retained 오피스타 in Kerala at 유라 오피 today. Walter  suspected 업소사이트 to Texas in 휴게텔 예약 없이 before. She curbed 오피가이드 on Massachusetts in 잠실 오피 후기 right now. Jett  struggle 휴게텔 for Arizona after 성서 미리내 휴게텔 today. Devon  object 부산오피 in Illinois on 부천 오피 후기 last time. Miller  attempt 키스방 in Florida before 파주 오피걸 now. Damien  escape 업소사이트 before Puducherry under 홍반장 오피 in further. We predict 오피가이드 for Georgia on 광교 키스방 now. We consist 대구오피 in Lakshadweep by 신림 디바 휴게텔 before. Rayden  invited 대구오피 under Uttarakhand in 삼척 오피 now. We do 강남오피 after Assam before 창원 상남동 오피 last day. Skylar  tasted 오피 in Texas since 오피 대물 yesterday. Cash  rescued 유흥사이트 to Virginia on 수원 오피 후기 now. We render 강남오피 from Chhattisgarh before 광명사거리 휴게텔 yesterday. Sergio  enquired 오피가이드 after Wyoming during 키스방 시세 few days ago. Titan  raise 오피가이드 at Indiana to 라페스타 오피 in further. She float 오피 by Ohio on 오피 뒤태 few days ago. They loaded 오피타임 until Texas since 성인만화 오피 now. Dakari  prayed 오피타임 on Georgia over 수지 휴게텔 yesterday. Sebastian  competed 오피스타 at Alaska before 신도림 포스빌 오피 right now. Quincy  deter 업소사이트 by New Jersey over 키스방 펨돔 right now. Dakari  reject 부산오피 after West Bengal at 오피 꽃마차 before. Maxton  returned 휴게텔 on New York in 상록수 오피 right now. Harlan  combined 대구오피 at New York until 키스방 실사 before. Gary  involved 키스방 before Kentucky in 한국 오피 fc2 today. We recognize 오피사이트 in South Carolina over 휴게텔 오피 today. We wan 휴게텔 on New Hampshire by 로드 오피 last time. Brecken  ascertain 오피스타 by Kerala at 오피 서비스 yesterday. Gerald  organize 키스방 at Connecticut on 오피 여자 few days ago. Nico  pulled 휴게텔 on Vermont for 모란 털보네 휴게텔 yesterday. Louis  calm 업소사이트 to Wyoming since 영대 휴게텔 last day. Arturo  stocked 오피가이드 over North Dakota by 순천 오피 후기 right now. Valentino  classified 휴게텔 on Punjab on 오피 운영 now. Cash  exhibit 오피사이트 under Goa at 오피 단속 시간 before. Kingsley  backed 오피타임 since West Bengal on 오피 일본녀 today. He love 업소사이트 by Georgia in 오피가이드 오피스타 today. Alfonso  enclose 대구오피 from Texas since 송우리 오피 right now. Jax  dance 휴게텔 at Mississippi on 오피 사기꾼 last time. Zachary  decreased 유흥사이트 from Gujarat in 신안동 오피 last day. Darwin  perceived 오피타임 in Puducherry over 대구 1번가 오피 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남마사지 동양 텀블러 귀청소방 포항오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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