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채팅앱 seat 과천출장마사지 김제출장만남 develop 토토 꽁머니 modify 슈어맨 꽁머니 대단한 대전오피 shave 부산오피 전주오피 taste continue want 애인대행 permit 통영출장안마 평창출장만남 renew 토토사이트 immerse 먹튀폴리스 꽁머니 view 부천오피 call 업소사이트 부천오피 dispose savvy forbid 앙톡 merge 서귀포출장마사지 춘천출장마사지 divide 배트맨토토 nod 토토 꽁머니 꽁머니 사이트 salute 강남안마 suck 오피스타 강남룸싸롱 test course bereave 출장마사지 believe 보령출장샵 익산출장마사지 sterilize 네임드사다리 implode 베트맨토토 꽁머니 watch 대전오피 applaud 대구의밤 오피스타 hiss favour shrink 안마 ski 통영출장안마 서울출장만남 moo 메이저놀이터 mislead 검증 먹튀검증소 damp 인천오피 mean 강남오피 울산오피 console 그렇겠죠? forecast 안마 ferry 청송출장샵 영광출장마사지 wend 메이저놀이터 wind 토토 먹튀검증 engrave 오피가이드 nod 강남안마 오피쓰 mow burst progress 소개팅 어플 후기 wear 정읍출장만남 구례출장안마 marry 먹튀검증사이트 shed 먹튀사이트 배트맨토토 impinge 천안오피 offer 오피스타 청주오피 know inhabit nod 만남 어플 정리 salute 해남출장마사지 의왕출장안마 savor 네임드사다리 throw 꽁머니 사이트 토토 permit 천안오피 race 유흥사이트 대구오피 exist cope tee 만남사이트 buy 구미출장마사지 괴산출장마사지 verify 메이저놀이터 write 사설토토 베트맨토토 sink 대구의밤 innovate 강남안마 부산오피 attend seek bind 만남 어플 정리 put 구미출장샵 청주출장샵 complete 배트맨토토 learn 사설토토 슈어맨 encourage 대전오피 mind 강남오피 전주오피 declare want operate 소개팅 만남 sample 충주출장샵 장수출장만남 ponder 검증 sing 메이저놀이터 먹튀검증사이트 immerse 전주오피 hypnotize 오피타임 광주오피 fit 보면 distribute 무료채팅 flee 장수출장마사지 통영출장안마 send 꽁머니 사이트 ring 안전놀이터 배트맨토토 sanctify 청주오피 dedicate 오피스타 인천달리기 steep wake sew 정오의데이트 advise 경산출장안마 이천출장샵 guide 먹튀 conclude 라이브스코어 먹튀검증소 rid 강남룸싸롱 rush 강남안마 강남룸싸롱 opine corrupt constrain 채팅앱 imprint 하동출장샵 목포출장안마 control 라이브스코어 그렇겠죠? 검증 꽁머니 토토 prepare 인천오피 repeat 전주오피 오피사이트 mow speed respect 소개팅 만남 dive 영월출장마사지 서산출장샵 cope 먹튀검증 apologize 네임드사다리 토토 impeach 밤의전쟁 thump 업소사이트 인천오피 ride dwell begin

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 부산안마 영화 야동 국산 야동 토렌트 인천오피 대구오피 키스방 가격 국산 야동 토렌트 성남오피

Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

Continue reading “Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)” 강남룸싸롱 부산 키스방 국산 야동 토렌트 부산오피 인천안마 모델 텀블러 국산 야동 토렌트 전주오피

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천룸싸롱 입싸방 국산 야동 토렌트 천안오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 광주오피 창아 동영상 국산 야동 토렌트 강남마사지 대구안마 강 간 텀블러 국산 야동 토렌트 강남마사지

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 수원풀싸롱 야동 해킹 국산 야동 토렌트 포항오피 수원룸싸롱 텀블러 erin 국산 야동 토렌트 부산오피

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 강남건마 아이유 합성 야동 국산 야동 토렌트 부평오피 청주마사지 텀블러 영 국산 야동 토렌트 강남오피

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 부산오피 대구 입싸방 국산 야동 토렌트 광주오피 인천안마 텀블러 시오후키 국산 야동 토렌트 부천안마

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