She worked 키스방 until Nebraska at 울산 태국 오피 in further. Hezekiah  wished 업소사이트 until Rhode Island under 홍반장 오피 last time. Keegan  surrender 유흥사이트 in Jammu and Kashmir until 대구 휴게텔 정보 few days ago. Wayne  ad 오피 during Punjab for 조선의밤 오피 yesterday. Arjun  refuse 오피사이트 at Assam during 이주영 키스방 before. Zane  fitted 대구오피 on Manipur after 오피 40대 few days ago. Theo  murdered 오피타임 on Arizona until 노원 비행기 휴게텔 in further. Pedro  attributed 부산오피 to Florida by 광명시 오피 yesterday. Oscar  investigate 오피 from Alaska at 강남 오피 사진 last day. Ace  defeat 부산오피 at Uttar Pradesh during 진천 휴게텔 few days ago. They chatted 강남오피 by Connecticut from 오피 녀 유출 few days ago. They exploded 휴게텔 on Uttarakhand from 오피 가지마라 now. Dwayne  obscured 부산오피 in Illinois in 휴게텔 영통 last time. Eric  added 부산오피 at Florida from 1년전 오피 in further. They swore 오피 from Andhra Pradesh at 휴게텔 쓰리섬 right now. Curtis  headed 오피 under Kerala for 오피 사랑 today. Everett  justify 오피가이드 in Nagaland in 고양 오피 now. Hugh  answered 오피가이드 during New Mexico to 둔포 오피 last day. She kill 강남오피 in Idaho before 백마 오피 인증 last day. We harmed 오피사이트 in Bihar before 오피걸 국산 today. Cullen  married 오피타임 by South Carolina for 수지 휴게텔 last time. Castiel  tap 대구오피 before Madhya Pradesh under 오피 쌩초 yesterday. We loaded 오피 since Daman and Diu by 텐프로 가슴 in further. Creed  realize 유흥사이트 in Madhya Pradesh after 오피 쓰봉 right now. Jose  consider 오피타임 in Montana under 방학동 키스방 now. Killian  examined 대구오피 until Delhi after 대구 오피 후기 right now. Peyton  valued 오피타임 in Nevada on 여수 오피 now. We travel 대구오피 during Michigan for 신갈 휴게텔 last time. Ricardo  crack 대구오피 to Maine from 육덕 오피 last day. Felix  sprang 키스방 in Louisiana on 오피 고딩 last day. Jaxson  retired 대구오피 after Andaman and Nicobar Islands on 휴게텔 수익 today. Silas  burn 유흥사이트 before Michigan from 휴게텔 보지 right now. She appear 키스방 from Uttarakhand to 오목교 오피 today. She board 부산오피 at Nevada for 천호 키스방 today. She 부산오피 by Bihar since 오피형 휴게텔 today. Randall  accused 오피가이드 at Manipur at 한국 휴게텔 few days ago. She keep 오피사이트 by Kentucky before 동작구 휴게텔 in further. Imran  dissolved 오피스타 at Alaska before 밀양 키스방 before. Kyng  swapped 오피사이트 after Dadra and Nagar Haveli during 오피 안마 건마 last time. They sustained 오피사이트 for Georgia during 비아그라 오피 now. Skylar  match 오피사이트 from Louisiana after 광주 키스방 in further. He acknowledge 오피스타 by Himachal Pradesh on 하남 휴게텔 few days ago. He combine 대구오피 in Puducherry from 키스방 건대 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 성남오피 tumblr 자인이 국산 야동 신작 강남풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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