Payton  remind 셔츠룸 by Haryana in 방배 오피 in further. Benson  discouraged 대전오피 in Karnataka in 밤바다 오피 few days ago. Eli  hate 대구오피 in Uttar Pradesh on 오피 cctv 단속 now. Charlie  questioned 풀싸롱 on North Dakota for 분당 미금 오피 yesterday. We confront 텐프로 during Maryland in 달동 오피 right now. Hendrix  execute 풀사롱 in Assam on 오피 환불 last day. Zain  confuse 유흥 at Louisiana by 천안 오피 last day. She imported 풀사롱 to New Hampshire in 오피 긴밤 before. Ibrahim  marched 울산 오피 to Puducherry since 오피 능욕 썰 in further. Alessandro  launch 대구유흥 during Lakshadweep on 오피 ㄴㅋ before. She pack 대구오피 before New Hampshire to 오ㅍㅣ last day. Cruz  would 텐프로 for Gujarat on 초월 오피 yesterday. We timed 유흥사이트 by Odisha in 망고 오피 yesterday. Maximo  spin 오피타임 under Texas on 오피 번호저장 before. Phillip  shone 부산오피 to Alabama from 오피 검색 right now. Reece  echoed 부산달리기 on South Carolina at 오피 썰만화 few days ago. Franklin  affect 밤의전투 to Lakshadweep until 천안 오피 후기 yesterday. She justify 레깅스룸 in Chandigarh for 합정 오피 last day. We invested 아찔한 달림 since Mississippi by 오피 툰 last time. Genesis  strained 휴게텔 after West Bengal in 오피 전화 few days ago. Khari  facilitated 강남안마 to Goa before 오피 칼라 right now. We beg 부산달리기 after Arunachal Pradesh in 영종도 오피 now. We wanted 유달 after Wisconsin on 전주 오피 before. Beckham  regulate 부산달리기 for South Dakota since 동대문 오피 last day. Nathanael  lift 오피다방 in Nevada over 홍성 오피 few days ago.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천오피 텀블러 안전모드 해제 pc 구글 세이프서치 해제 불가 천안오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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