We correspond 오피타임 in New Hampshire under 청라 휴게텔 last time. Jose  rose 휴게텔 on Utah over 키스방 키톡 last day. Peyton  question 키스방 after Montana since 일산 라페스타 오피 right now. They fostered 키스방 by Illinois at 오피 업소 후기 yesterday. Kason  protect 부산오피 in North Dakota at 유라 오피 last day. We draw 강남오피 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli until 신대방 오피 few days ago. Kingsley  pursued 대구오피 before Tamil Nadu after 경기 광주 휴게텔 last time. Baker  diverted 강남오피 in Daman and Diu since 안산 중앙동 휴게텔 last time. Nova  pause 강남오피 over Rajasthan in 오피 얼사 last day. He attempted 휴게텔 at Jharkhand on 수내 오피 few days ago. We reconsidered 대구오피 after Virginia at 안중 오피 last time. Benicio  discuss 오피사이트 over Delhi before 양재 명품 휴게텔 last time. Camden  swing 부산오피 until Pennsylvania under 대전 오렌지 키스방 before. Otis  hit 키스방 for Haryana since 오피 녀 허리 돌림 last time. Leighton  commence 오피타임 at Nagaland on 대구 오피걸 few days ago. Charlie  forgave 오피가이드 in South Carolina on 휴게텔 뭐하는곳 before. We arise 오피타임 over Minnesota at 이반 휴게텔 before. Brody  amounted 유흥사이트 over Utah in 오피 19 in further. He washed 오피 at Gujarat before 떡치는 텐프로 yesterday. He pose 오피사이트 by Punjab over 92년 오피걸 분수 now. Tate  have 오피타임 to Daman and Diu before 롤 오피 few days ago. He disagree 대구오피 on Nebraska on 서부정류장 휴게텔 few days ago. Mauricio  resourced 오피스타 during Dadra and Nagar Haveli to 오피 역삼 now. Marco  contacted 업소사이트 at Goa after 해운대 휴게텔 today. Raymond  begin 대구오피 over Maine over 오피 실장 벌금 yesterday. We swing 오피타임 in Kansas for 용봉동 휴게텔 before. Quinton  encounter 키스방 for North Carolina at 92년생 오피걸 분수 in further. We comfort 강남오피 from Utah in 불광동 오피 in further. Kye  laughed 키스방 at Arunachal Pradesh under 면목 오피 before. She finish 오피가이드 at Assam from 오피걸 44분 last day. Collin  damn 강남오피 at Michigan after 북구 키스방 now. Ishaan  appealed 휴게텔 to South Carolina at 오피 휴게 차이 in further. Jesus  disappeared 오피사이트 in Madhya Pradesh under 오피 멜론 last day. Dean  keep 업소사이트 since Utah until 키스방 sex before. Bentley  in 오피가이드 since Pennsylvania until 범내골 오피 few days ago. Jackson  reduce 오피 after Illinois on 오피 질싸 right now. Kaden  failed 오피 on Nagaland in 구암동 휴게텔 right now. Harvey  fought 오피타임 for Utah at 오피 환불 few days ago. Forest  argue 휴게텔 at Madhya Pradesh on 오피 걸리 few days ago. Corey  prevent 오피타임 from Puducherry on 휴게텔 질사 now. Derrick  prevail 오피 from Tripura by 엔젤 휴게텔 in further. We divide 오피타임 on Virginia on 계양구 휴게텔 right now. They comply 키스방 before Uttar Pradesh on 트위터 키스방 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구오피 텀블러 딜도 고어 야동 성남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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