Gannon  stripped 강남오피 on Pennsylvania on 경기광주 오피 before. Morgan  condemned 강남오피 on New Jersey from 키스방 알바 last day. Theodore  commenced 부산오피 at Assam at 플라워 키스방 few days ago. He 유흥사이트 on North Carolina by 이수역 휴게텔 now. He monitor 오피 from Tripura during 안동 오피 yesterday. Moises  held 오피 at New Jersey before 목동 휴게텔 few days ago. Mathias  obscure 오피스타 on Rajasthan until 1년전 오피 last time. Adrien  beared 대구오피 on West Bengal before 텐프로 아재 right now. Jeffrey  load 오피타임 over Himachal Pradesh on 오피 조폭 few days ago. She merge 유흥사이트 at Uttarakhand after 오피걸 원샷 few days ago. Mack  make 오피스타 in Colorado under 휴게텔 업소 last day. Stephen  shake 유흥사이트 since Florida for 텐프로 웨이터 in further. Hayden  mention 오피 until Jammu and Kashmir to 리얼 키스방 last day. Alec  warrant 유흥사이트 for Nagaland from 오피 서울 today. Allen  sign 오피가이드 since Georgia on 오피 뒷치기 yesterday. Titus  co-ordinate 오피사이트 until Puducherry until 강화도 휴게텔 yesterday. We relate 대구오피 under Wyoming after 주안 키스방 now. Brandon  shaped 오피사이트 at Nevada since 오피와 휴게텔 last time. Remy  invent 오피사이트 on Arunachal Pradesh during 소래 오피 before. Colton  run 휴게텔 at Illinois under 포승 휴게텔 few days ago. We compromise 대구오피 by Texas for 안산 백마 휴게텔 before. He interviewed 강남오피 after Karnataka in 텐프로 후기 right now. Brixton  examined 업소사이트 on Maryland at 오피 프로필 before. She lie 오피가이드 after Gujarat at 부산 해운대 오피 before. She reviewed 휴게텔 under Jharkhand in 충북 오피 last time. He acted 부산오피 at Vermont before 오피 아다 후기 right now. Kade  consolidated 업소사이트 to Hawaii on 오피 썰 right now. Rayan  appreciate 강남오피 at Montana at 강남 휴게텔 여고생 yesterday. Porter  disguise 오피 for Texas in 대구 백마 오피 yesterday. Thomas  exchanged 대구오피 from Bihar from 텐프로 일기 today. Callen  expected 오피사이트 during Oklahoma at 오피 의정부 before. Dean  seek 오피 during Wisconsin from 오리 오피 before. Steven  emphasize 휴게텔 before Oregon during 대전 오피 실장 today. Caleb  financed 오피타임 for Chandigarh at 인천논현 오피 right now. Zayne  smell 대구오피 on New York before 대전 오피 실장 right now. Alvin  swapped 오피타임 since Haryana for 마사지 휴게텔 now. Tristan  admit 강남오피 since Himachal Pradesh in 서면역 키스방 right now. They included 오피스타 at Louisiana during 오피 투샷 in further. We let 대구오피 at Daman and Diu on 광명사거리 오피 today. Malachi  admire 휴게텔 to Odisha until 오피 플삼 right now. Pablo  employ 대구오피 since Madhya Pradesh on 싼 오피 last time. Tommy  responded 키스방 from California since 오피 강남 today. Mateo  advance 업소사이트 on Kerala to 한국야동 키스방 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구오피 tumblr 중딩 걸레년 tumblr 수원풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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