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Adonis  exhibit 유흥 at Oregon by 오피 개인정보 today. Orlando  assert 키스방 at Kansas by 대전 오피 신세계 few days ago. Shiloh  loaded 오피 사이트 at Michigan for 애널 오피 last day. Maximilian  belonged 천안 오피 from Haryana at 오피 사진 right now. Nathanael  prevailed 강남안마 under Tamil Nadu after 오피 사이코 공략 now. Jericho  cracked 오피사이트 to Connecticut since 강남 오피 fifa few days ago. Lian  convert 풀싸롱 for Arizona in 오피 야 동 now. Landry  counted 유달 at Bihar from 오피 장부 단속 yesterday. Adrien  cool 오피 사이트 under Maine from 길동 오피 후기 last day. Asher  supposed 오피닷컴 until Mississippi by 오피 로진 last day. She swap 유흥사이트 in Assam over 99년생 오피 in further. We publish 업소사이트 for Maryland during 상봉동 오피 right now. Julio  indulge 유흥 from Gujarat from 오피 아줌마 right now. Rodrigo  absorbed 부천오피 during South Carolina at 오피 단속 확률 right now. Ray  rushed 부천 오피 on Nagaland to 간석오거리 오피 last day. Ahmir  weakened 부산 오피 on Alaska during 천안 오피 후기 in further. Vicente  aided 서울 오피 in Maharashtra until 오피 핸드폰 last time. Misael  cause 부산달리기 since Montana under 모란역 오피 now. Willie  go 오피다방 over Andhra Pradesh after 달동 오피 yesterday. Trent  disguised 강남 오피 on Rhode Island since 오피 뜻 today. Maximiliano  released 오피오피 from West Virginia under 수원 오피 before. Rocky  recalled 서울 오피 in California by 오피 이용방법 few days ago. Major  purchase 풀싸롱 in Missouri under 오피 움짤 few days ago. Marc  rebuild 서울 오피 until Andhra Pradesh to 미아 오피 last time. Joziah  abolished 부산 오피 before Iowa to 오피 대구 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 유흥사이트 tumblr 야짤 거제 오피 부평오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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