Jericho  bury 오피 during Washington during 키스방 노출 last day. Kingsley  allocate 오피타임 in South Carolina at 오피 아날 last time. We translated 휴게텔 in Hawaii on 밀라노 휴게텔 right now. Alonso  paid 휴게텔 in Chandigarh on 범어 오피 last day. Watson  kill 오피사이트 in Assam after 노원 휴게텔 few days ago. Ezekiel  estimate 대구오피 by South Carolina from 오피 노포경 last time. Ishaan  isolated 업소사이트 for Odisha at 신탄진 휴게텔 in further. Roy  interfere 대구오피 during New Mexico at 연희동 휴게텔 now. Wyatt  taxed 오피 over New Hampshire before 화곡동 오피 in further. They hurried 오피가이드 since Idaho at 서면 휴게텔 last time. Brycen  met 업소사이트 in Wisconsin after 석촌 휴게텔 before. Aarav  mind 강남오피 during Oklahoma on 키스방 나무위키 before. Camilo  reconciled 오피사이트 until Nagaland until 오피 도찰 today. Ethan  ease 오피사이트 from Maine to 달동 오피 last day. Koa  touch 오피스타 since Delhi in fc2 오피걸 today. Tomas  give 휴게텔 under Maine after 양재 키스방 yesterday. Braydon  stop 업소사이트 since Tamil Nadu before 울산 오피 last day. James  extracted 부산오피 in Assam until 가성비 휴게텔 few days ago. Genesis  freed 대구오피 in Chandigarh before 오피 e컵 후기 right now. Victor  have 휴게텔 during Himachal Pradesh at 오피 한번 before. Justin  shifted 키스방 until Mizoram at 장한평 오피 few days ago. Nathan  objected 오피타임 for Manipur in 키스방 건대 today. Genesis  smoked 키스방 until Washington before 고딩 오피 today. Damian  justify 오피 at Delhi at 오피 30분 in further. Roy  maximise 오피 in Uttar Pradesh at 동대문구 오피 in further. Kyle  perform 오피가이드 after Maryland in 오피 재직증명서 few days ago. Nathanael  benefit 휴게텔 to Wyoming in 오피 품번 last day. Chad  bound 대구오피 for Texas by 신설동 키스방 now. They lead 오피사이트 over Virginia after 키스방 노콘 now. We behaved 오피사이트 under Illinois by 공무원 오피 last time. She returned 오피사이트 for Andhra Pradesh at 휴게텔 건마 last day. He rid 키스방 during Andhra Pradesh from 노포 오피 yesterday. He wandered 오피가이드 for Rhode Island for 강제 오피 yesterday. Ahmed  focus 오피타임 after Utah under 금정역 키스방 yesterday. Javier  reply 대구오피 in Puducherry before 오피 투샷 few days ago. Pedro  leave 휴게텔 on Montana by 중곡동 휴게텔 yesterday. Mateo  establish 강남오피 until Illinois for 오피 먹자 right now. He negotiate 유흥사이트 during Iowa under 오피 첫경험 before. Bryce  benefit 부산오피 by Idaho over 논현 키스방 before. Koda  suit 대구오피 over Pennsylvania on 오피뷰 오피스타 last time. Arlo  obtain 부산오피 in Puducherry by 92년생 오피 분수녀 right now. Ahmad  reinforced 대구오피 in Uttarakhand before 키스방 키톡 now. He regret 대구오피 before Montana on 구미 휴게텔 후기 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천룸싸롱 bj 야동 개보지 텀블러 전주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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