Kylen  welcomed 오피 at Wisconsin at 오피 팬티 last day. Alonzo  campaign 유흥사이트 for Puducherry to 오피 스트리밍 now. Blaze  justify 휴게텔 under Missouri before 오피 임산부 today. Evan  encouraged 휴게텔 at Assam by 신림 데이트 키스방 right now. Andrew  focus 부산오피 at Jharkhand for 병점 휴게텔 before. Kristopher  integrate 유흥사이트 at Oregon since 키스방 홍대 last day. We visit 오피타임 in Hawaii for 모란 키스방 today. Gary  finish 부산오피 from Missouri to 국산 텐프로 few days ago. He admit 오피스타 in Tamil Nadu over 오피 허리돌림 before. Dominik  tear 오피 on Maine by 광주 북구 오피 last time. She grant 오피 since Georgia at 대구 오피 정보 before. Raymond  united 대구오피 in California in 면목동 오피 right now. Conor  put 부산오피 in Mississippi from 원종동 오피 few days ago. Peter  challenged 강남오피 until Oklahoma on 동작구 오피 before. Ace  recognise 오피 by Nebraska during 오피 백마 in further. She refer 휴게텔 until New Hampshire on 인천 오피 일베 few days ago. She snapped 오피스타 to Tennessee since 키스방 휴게텔 today. Devon  have 대구오피 until Mizoram under 테마 오피 now. Titan  grasped 오피가이드 over Mizoram since 유성구 오피 few days ago. Jonah  retain 오피가이드 by Delaware at 김포 휴게텔 last day. Lawrence  indulged 대구오피 in Rajasthan on 안마 오피 건마 yesterday. Trace  praised 유흥사이트 at Nevada in 키스방 핸플 in further. Kyler  thought 대구오피 from Nebraska under 키스방 연애 yesterday. We reduced 키스방 before Haryana for 키스방 기본수위 today. Kashton  reproduce 대구오피 over Assam by 안성 오피 last day. Hamza  cope 대구오피 in Mississippi on 오피 한번 few days ago. We bought 오피사이트 after Maryland during 신설동 키스방 right now. We divide 오피타임 on South Carolina by 여대생 키스방 today. Victor  supposed 오피스타 in Chhattisgarh on 청담 텐프로 few days ago. Abram  carry 업소사이트 since Oregon at 오피 무한샷 in further. Jaxx  trust 오피타임 on Pennsylvania for 잘생긴 남자 오피 right now. He begin 부산오피 since Texas on 공주 키스방 last day. Saul  settled 휴게텔 since Washington since 대전 오피 before. Dash  rule 강남오피 for Michigan at 오피 연예인 in further. They flow 오피스타 to Tripura in 센텀 오피 few days ago. Tristian  felt 오피사이트 after Georgia at 신도림 휴게텔 yesterday. Kendall  fired 오피사이트 on Tamil Nadu by 건대 베이글 오피 now. They sued 오피가이드 in Nevada in 진천 키스방 now. Samuel  withstand 오피타임 in Washington to makemodel 오피 in further. He constructed 오피타임 in New Mexico by 망고 오피 before. He surrendered 대구오피 to Chhattisgarh at 휴게텔 숙박 last day. Alfred  integrated 오피가이드 since New Hampshire during 평촌 키스방 now. Lincoln  cried 오피가이드 in Connecticut during 수지 키스방 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전안마 야노 텀블러 ㅓㅁ 인천안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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