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오피 begin 광주안마 수원풀싸롱 overtake 익산룸싸롱 포항안마 paste 유흥사이트 강남안마 contain 부평룸싸롱 부천레깅스룸 강남마사지 fall 부산달리기 강남건마 idealize 전주오피 동탄키스방 practise 강남건마 청주오피 mow 대구마사지 강남마사지 seat 오피톡 오피스타 classify 김포오피 의정부오피 shoot 대전안마 강남오피 include 부천휴게텔 부천텐카페 대전오피 partake 오피가이드 부천안마 shave 병점룸싸롱 포항오피 feed 인천안마 오피스타 endorse 제주도마사지 대구안마 squeeze 수원풀싸롱 강남건마 saunter 강남룸싸롱 동탄룸싸롱 charge 강남풀싸롱 강남마사지 beg 강남오피 부천스파 대구의밤 satisfy 밤의전쟁 오피사이트 cast 부산휴게텔 익산룸싸롱 dip 강남마사지 오피쓰닷컴 corrupt 선릉룸싸롱 오피가이드 blow 부산안마 수원풀싸롱 charge 대구휴게텔 부천안마 slink 오피타임 오피쓰 treat 인천키스방 부천텐카페 수원풀싸롱 encourage 오피 강남안마 recite 서울오피 대구안마 decay 오피타임 광주안마 afford 인천휴게텔 부천안마 eat 인천오피 오피스타 please 울산룸싸롱 원주휴게텔 replace 오피쓰 오피타임 throw 인천오피 부천op 부천안마 waste 업소사이트 강남풀싸롱 mistake 의정부룸싸롱 대구마사지 rewind 오피스타 업소사이트 fry 일산룸싸롱 오피타임 shorten 오피스타 부산안마 saturate 병점휴게텔 부평휴게텔 infest 전주오피 대전오피 subscribe 전주룸싸롱 부천마사지 오피타임 dream 오피톡 부산달리기 bear 수원마사지 대구오피 touch 부천풀싸롱 대구오피 discuss 대구휴게텔 광주안마 rob 강남안마 강남오피 recognize 선릉룸싸롱 강남마사지 forecast 오피스타 광주오피 renew 김포키스방 부천룸싸롱 울산안마 create 대전안마 오피쓰 curb 익산키스방 부천마사지 produce 밤의전쟁 오피 dry 부산오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 천안오피 tumblr 캠 벗방 텀블러 강남안마 울산안마 후타나리 야동 벗방 텀블러 대전오피

Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

Continue reading “Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)” 울산오피 오나홀 텀블러 벗방 텀블러 대구안마 강남오피 팝콘티비 야동 벗방 텀블러 수원룸싸롱

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구마사지 텀블러 개보 벗방 텀블러 대전오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 인천안마 중딩 텀블 벗방 텀블러 강남마사지 부평오피 텀블러 오피 벗방 텀블러 광주안마

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 강남건마 웃긴 야동 벗방 텀블러 강남안마 부산룸싸롱 fc2 아빠 벗방 텀블러 천안오피

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 유흥사이트 업스 야동 벗방 텀블러 부산룸싸롱 부산룸싸롱 오피 진상 벗방 텀블러 전주오피

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 부산룸싸롱 텀블러 세이프모드 해제 벗방 텀블러 수원오피 울산안마 강서 휴게텔 벗방 텀블러 인천룸싸롱

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