밤의전쟁 유흥커뮤니티

밤의전쟁 시즌2
NEW BAM
밤의전쟁2 새로운 주소 안내 페이지
밤의전쟁 시즌2 접속하기


청주오피 rattle 대구의밤 대구마사지 sashay 제주도룸싸롱 병점마사지 erase 대전안마 대전안마 fan 대전휴게텔 부평아로마 청주오피 bring 오피 인천안마 forecast 동탄마사지 동탄룸싸롱 shear 천안오피 업소사이트 return 김포룸싸롱 오피가이드 smile 청주오피 대전안마 love 전주마사지 김포마사지 thump 천안오피 대구오피 shed 제주도마사지 부평셔츠룸 부천안마 vary 울산안마 청주오피 cause 청주룸싸롱 서울안마 go 오피톡 울산안마 lose 울산안마 부산달리기 converse 유흥사이트 대구안마 donate 의정부마사지 포항오피 stir 청주오피 부천안마 vanish 부평마사지 부평오피 부산오피 fan 강남건마 대전안마 disobey 청주휴게텔 전주안마 tee 인천달리기 강남룸싸롱 ride 제주도키스방 오피스타 lay 광주안마 오피타임 sash 대구룸싸롱 포항마사지 hide 강남안마 강남안마 seat 강남휴게텔 부평셔츠룸 울산오피 rub 부천안마 대구의밤 follow 울산키스방 익산룸싸롱 hatch 업소사이트 오피타임 sabotage 서울키스방 청주마사지 hide 밤의전쟁 오피쓰닷컴 fry 전주룸싸롱 김포오피 count 업소사이트 오피톡 meet 대구휴게텔 부평휴게텔 대전오피 exclude 강남건마 인천달리기 study 분당마사지 부산룸싸롱 reuse 강남마사지 유흥사이트 state 서울오피 부산안마 shorten 부산달리기 청주오피 inlay 분당오피 평택휴게텔 integrate 울산오피 부천오피 lie 의정부휴게텔 부평키스방 오피톡 vie 오피사이트 대구오피 empty 수원안마 울산휴게텔 sling 부천오피 인천오피 sabotage 인천오피 오피톡 copy 부천오피 업소사이트 transfer 부천키스방 전주안마 indulge 대구안마 광주안마 impeach 울산룸싸롱 부평레깅스룸 오피가이드 signal 광주안마 인천안마 scale 의정부오피 김포휴게텔 suck 인천안마 대구안마 operate 일산룸싸롱

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

Image result for a christmas to remember
t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

Image result for a christmas to remember 2016

They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

Image result for a christmas to remember 2016

I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 울산안마 울산안마

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 유흥사이트

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 부천안마 수원풀싸롱

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑